Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Snell you later, perhaps...

 


 

The Rays’ rotation has been as big of a reason as any over the last few years as to why Tampa Bay has been successful, and it helped the Rays to a World Series appearance and nearly a championship in 2020. 

It sounds like that rotation could look vastly different in 2021.

Mark Feinsand of MLB.com reports that the Rays have told other clubs that they’re open to the idea of trading Blake Snell this offseason. Snell, 28 in December, is coming off a strong two-month season in which he registered a 3.24 ERA with a 63/18 K/BB in 50 innings over 11 starts, and pitched well in the postseason with a 3.03 ERA and 37 strikeouts in six starts. The 2018 Cy Young Award winner signed a five-year, $50 million extension in the spring of 2019, and is owed $39 million over the next three seasons. The southpaw has also battled command issues with a career 3.8 BB/9 rate, and he hasn’t exactly been an innings-eater with just one season above 150 innings pitched.

Feinsand notes that the Rays are not “actively shopping” Snell, but with Tampa Bay -- and every other club, so it seems -- looking to cut costs following the truncated campaign, it shouldn’t shock anyone if Snell is playing for another team this spring.

The Rays also employed Charlie Morton last year, and after declining his $15 million option, he's found a new club in the Atlanta Braves. The Braves announced that they had signed Morton to a one-year, $15 million deal on Tuesday morning, and it's a big boost to what already looked like a quality rotation on paper. Yes, Morton posted a disappointing 4.74 ERA in 2020, but that was over a whopping 38 innings and nine starts, and he looked like the hurler that was among the best in baseball for the majority of the postseason. At the age of 37, Morton may not be an elite option going forward, but he should miss enough bats with a quality lineup behind him to provide more than a little fantasy relevance. 

Even if with the loss of Morton and Snell (sort of) on the market, the Rays still have good starting options in Tyler Glasnow, Ryan Yarbrough and talented young options like Brendan McKay and Josh Fleming along with one of the best bullpens in baseball. They also could explore some of the more “cost effective” options for their staff, but it’s fair to say that Tampa Bay’s starting five will be weaker than what we saw in 2020. An obvious point, perhaps, but worth pointing out. 

 


 

Orioles designate Nunez for assignment 

As teams were tasked with setting their 40-man roster before the Rule 5 draft, the Orioles made one of the more surprising roster moves of the offseason on Friday when they designated Renato Nunez for assignment. 

Nunez, 26, has been one of the few effective hitters for Baltimore over the last two seasons, and after slugging 31 homers in 2019, the right-hander slashed .256/.324/.492 with 12 homers in 52 games. A former mid-level prospect, Nunez is far from a perfect player -- he is very unlikely to hit for average, doesn’t provide any value on the bases and isn’t exactly a wizard with the glove -- but because of his power, there should be a market for his services this winter, although it’s possible Baltimore is able to trade Nunez before he hits the market.


Japanese postings

It’s been rumored for a while -- and still isn’t official -- but Jon Morosi of MLB.com reports that the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters will post right-handed pitcher . Kohei Arihara  threw 132 2/3 innings in 2020 over 20 starts, and he posted a 3.46 ERA with a 106/30 K/BB ratio in that time frame. The previous year, the 28-year-old was a contender for the Eiji Sawamura Award -- the Japanese equivalent of the Cy Young Award -- with a 2.46 ERA, 0.919 WHIP, and 161/40 K/BB ratio in 164 1/3 frames. 

This is not a Shohei Ohtani or Hideo Nomo level of pitcher, but Arihara has the stuff to be a mid-rotation starter for someone at the highest level, and given the lack of options on the market, it seems very likely that a club will bring him over to be a part of their rotation in 2021. Assuming he’s brought over to start, he will offer some redraft potential this summer. 👍

Quick Hits: Sandy Alderson confirmed Monday that he will essentially serve as the Mets' president of baseball operations in 2021 … According to Jon Morosi of MLB.com, free agent Eric Thames is drawing interest from MLB, NPB, and KBO teams Thames struggled to a .203/.300/.317 batting line in 41 games this past season with the Nationals, who then declined his $4 million option for 2021 late last month … In a statement Monday, the Cardinals acknowledged that they are "gathering details" about Carlos Martinez's participation in a street party this past weekend in the Dominican Republic … The Cubs and president of baseball operations Jed Hoyer have agreed to a five-year extension … Jon Morosi of MLB.com reports that the Red Sox are showing interest in free agent left-hander J.A. Happ … Tim Healey of Newsday reports that J.T. Realmuto is fully recovered from his hip injury and has been going through normal offseason workouts … Reds acquired RHP Brandon Bailey from the Astros for cash considerations … Angels signed OF Scott Schebler to a minor league contract. Schebler will make $900,000 if he makes the big club, per USA Today's Bob Nightengale. Yasiel Puig is now being represented by agent Rachel Luba of Luba Sports. Luba also represents free-agent hurler Trevor Bauer … Royals released RHP Glenn Sparkman. 👎

 

Saturday, November 21, 2020

My top 25 sports movies of all time

 At number 25,

For the love of the Game, starring Kevin Costner, and Kelly Preston.  Backstopped by superior wing man John C. Reilly. Tells the story of a near washed up pitcher, pitching his last few seasons for the Detroit Tigers, trying to re kindle his life, meeting a girl, who he ultimately falls for, and as Vin Scully so eloquently puts it " a Chapel turns Yankee Stadium into a cathedral".  Well worth the meandering melodrama, just wait for the baseball game to end all baseball Games.








 

At number 24, The Bad News Bears, starring Walter Mattheau, and Tatum O'Neal. And a rebel who drives a mini motorbike, Jackie Earle Haley. 

Coach Buttermark, a pool cleaner by trade gets conned into coaching a minor league baseball team, a rag tag assortment a snot drivelled miscreants.

Failure is not an option for the Bad News Bears, it is a realility.

They manage to get to their version of the world series and guess who they play...The Yankees, coached by Vic Morrow, who if memory serves was last seen on Combat, a WW 2 action series. Well he drill sergaents his way thru every scene, goaded on by team manager Joyce Van Patten.

Good doesn't triumph over evil, but good does take the day.

Coach Buutermaker makes youg men out of his team of fouls smelling rodents, they learn a few lessons along the way, and all's well that end's well.

 

At number 23,  The Blind Side, starring Sandra Bullock, and boy does she ever star in this heart warming story of big, oh my god is he ever big negro young man, who no one seems to care about, except his legal guardian Sandra. She teaches him life lessons, and a football lessons thrown to boot, as he warms his way into their stuffy Southern family.
 His lessons on playing football are the richest lessons, as he learns to protect his quarterback's blind side like protecting his surrugate family.







Coming in at number 22,  and remember "There's no crying in baseball "

A League of their own,

I'll be the first to admit that a story about women playing baseball while the men are at war doesn't sound like the most exciting idea off the bat (so to speak), but you'll be hard pressed to find a guy around that won't admit this is a good movie.

Obviously Tom Hanks owned this movie. His sarcastic and exasperated manager was perfect, but Gena Davis made being a tomboy sexy, too. I do love a good, sexy tomboy.


 

 

 

 

 

At number 21, a movie about Poker,

As long as ESPN keeps showing poker on TV I'm going to count it as a sport, and there's no better poker movie than Rounders.

Rounders is just so... cool. It's kind of a hipster movie, it was on to poker before the rest of the world was onto poker.

The terminology, the hands, the characters. It all flows together to make one hell of a movie. It stars Matt Damon, but the cards are the real stars.


 

 





At number 20, a UK classic,

Chariots Of Fire is proof of what inspirational music can do for a movie.

Without its soundtrack, Chariots Of Fire is just a movie about some dudes running in the Olympics. With the music, it's an inspirational film about friendship and overcoming personal struggles.

The story mirrors the Olympics but is a dual story of a Jewish Brit, and a patriotic Scotsman. 

But as stated, Vangelis score steals the movie.


At number 19, Remember the Titans,

It's amazing what training camp and a little locker room sing along can do for a team. Not playing well? Now you're unstoppable. Racist before? Now you're best friends. Thanks Marvin Gaye!

In all seriousness though, Remember The Titans is a freaking fantastic movie. Denzel Washington is doing Denzel Washington things and everything else just falls into place.

Remember The Titans is just one of those universally loved movies. I bet you can't think of anyone who didn't like it. That's the mark of a great movie for sure.


 

 

 

 

 

Coming in at number 18,  Rookie of the Year,

I bet parents hated this movie. Not because it was bad, but because for a whole summer, kids were secretly hoping to break their arm for the remote chance that it might make them a professional baseball player.

Even though the end with the "just float it" moment with his mom was super weak sauce, it was a fun movie to watch because it made you think about not just what it would be like to play in the major leagues, but to do it NOW!

"Ratzenberger, yells the Cubs coach, hopelessly mis-pronouncing his name"  The kid acting makes this a worth while movie, despite the cheesy acting of Daniel Stern and Gary Busey.

Watch for Eddie Bracken as the owner, he steals every scene that he's in.







At number 17, a real favourite of mine,The Waterboy,starring Adam Sadler as the guy who could not shoot straight.

If there's one thing Adam Sandler likes more than fart jokes, it's making sports movies, which isn't really such a bad thing, because a couple actually turned out OK.

The Waterboy is one of those movies. The mild-mannered, half-mentally-retarded man child who is secretly a wrecking ball of a linebacker is an actually pretty funny concept.

Plus who doesn't love seeing people get just leveled. Terry Tate and Reebok built a whole ad campaign off that idea.


 

 

 

 

 

At number 16, comes Kingpin, which technically is not a sports movie, but bowling is the back drop for this piece.

An underrated Farrely Brothers movie, and not because of Woody Harrelson or Vanessa Angel. I'm talking about the man you see pictured.

Give it up to Bill Murray for being one of the most awesome sports villains of all time and totally committing to the part. So worth it just to watch him in this movie.

The out takes are hilarious, if not a bit raunchy, but still a worth while watch at number 16.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming in at number 15, is a hoot, Cool Runnings,

Thanks to Cool Runnings for providing me with the only scenario I can imagine where it would be OK for me to post a picture of four guys in a bathtub together.

I don't even care that John Candy could never have been a bobsledder; I loved him in this movie, and it's such a crazy story you can't help but be sucked in even when Doug E. Doug is telling people to kiss his lucky egg. The premise of this farce is that Jamaica enters a bob sled team in the winter Olympics.


 





Coming in at number 14,  The Mighty Ducks, and my kids watched this epic about a 1,000 times, memorizing each and every line until their mother banned them from watching it.

Aw, look at those little troublemakers in the background. What a zany bunch.

Yeah, you can watch The Mighty Ducks again and point out all the stupid stuff in it, but that would just make you a tool. You don't want to be a tool, do you?

Instead, just remember the good times, like when Emilio taught the kids how to pass eggs or how to get called for offsides during the flying V.

Emelio Estevez stars, but it's the kids, each and every one of them that are the true stars of this movie.








Coming in at lucky 13, is a Nascar story, Days of Thunder,

Days of Thunder was the quintessential NASCAR movie before NASCAR was fashionable.

They even do a good job of not making NASCAR folks seem like complete hillbillies. And, honestly, when Robert Duvall is involved, it takes things up at least 20 notches.

The plot device of having Cruise's signature move be passing on the outside was totally unrealistic, but then again so is anything where Cruise is an athlete of any sort, so I just went with it.

I also love how Cole Trickle seemed like such a weird name, until an actual NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle came along. Now that is how you name a character.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At number 12,  starring the Fresh Prince himself, Ali,

Ali was a very good sports movie, but it missed the chance it had to be great.

Why? Because even the most charismatic leading man in Hollywood at the time couldn't even touch the charisma and charm of Muhammad Ali.

That's a tall order and a reason why the movie starring Ali himself is much further up the list.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming in number 11, We Are Marshall,

On the outside it might just look like a movie where Matthew McConaughey does goofy stuff and makes goofy faces and Matthew Fox does intense stuff and makes a bunch of Jackfaces.

But you know what? I liked it. You throw an underdog story at me, especially an underdog story while overcoming something as crazy as your entire team dying in a plane crash, and it's going to take a lot to make me hate it.

Not enough scenes of McConaughey playing the bongos naked, but other than that it was a good movie.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At number 10,  Radio, starring Cuba Gooding jr, and Ed Harris.

It took me a while to see this movie because it seemed like such an Oscar grab. Obviously Cuba Gooding Jr. didn't win because, as Robert Downey Jr. said in Tropic Thunder, he went "full retard."

But when I finally got around to watching it, I enjoyed it. It's a movie like The Blind Side where an unusually kind person takes somebody in, and through their kindness inspires others with that person.

Does that make sense? Who am I kidding, it's not like Radio is a movie with all these layers. You can pretty much figure out what it's all about just by this picture. Doesn't mean it's not good, though.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming at number 9,  Bingo Long Travellong All Stars & Motor Kings,

Can you imagine how awesome it would be on the set of this movie? You've got Darth Vader, Lando Calrissian, and then Richard Prior thrown into the mix.

James Earl Jones would just command everyone's attention with that voice, Billy Dee Williams would be smooth talking some lady on the side, and Richard Prior would be trying to buy drugs from the key grip.

Oh yeah, and you've got a baseball movie in there too. How could this not be a good time?


 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming in at number 8,  SeaBiscuit, a horse racing epic, starring Tobey Maguire ( before he played Spiderman ).

Horse movies are always a little tough for me. I'm not a big animal guy, so when the little horse that could succeeds, it doesn't mean as much to me as if it were a human.

Still, it's an uplifting story and even with the horse and the fact that when I saw the movie I still couldn't imagine Jeff Bridges as anyone other than The Dude, I enjoyed it and got goosebumps a couple of times.

That's what I ask from my sports movies.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming in at number 7, The Colour of Money,

Most people crown Kevin Coster as king of the sports movie genre, but a sneaky member of that group is Tom Cruise. Yes, all five foot nothing Tom Cruise.

Of course, aside from his role as a high school football player, Cruise gets to play more believable roles for a sports movie. It doesn't take a lot of height or athleticism to play pool, but it gets shown on ESPN so it must be a sport.

Hard to made pool seem dramatic, but this movie accomplishes it nicely. Even with the token wet blanket girlfriend, I'm invested the whole time.


 

 

 

 

 

 

At number 6,  Eight Men Out 

Everyone knows the story of the 1919 Black Sox. Eight took money from gamblers to throw the World Series.

The end result isn't what's interesting, but how it all went down. It's easy to look back and say that you never would have done what they did, but watching it unfold makes you think differently.

I would have taken the money. Hell, even the best players fail 2/3 of the time. I'd say say I threw it and then go out and play like I always did. Maybe Shoeless Joe had it right the whole time


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming in at number 5, The Longest Yard, and yes it is a prison football movie.

Obviously we're talking about the original with Burt Reynolds, not the bastard child starring Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds.

Reynolds' Paul Crewe was a badass. Reynolds was just inherently cool. He didn't have to try hard like Sandler. He just didn't give a shit, which is exactly the kind of attitude you needed for Crewe.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming in at number 4,  Baseball, a 10 part documentary by Ken Burns.

Do you have 18 and a half hours to spare? Then you need to watch Ken Burns' documentary on all things baseball.

Sure it's a little tough to call this one movie, but it's so incredibly well done all the way through and touches on everything you could think of about the history of the game.

For any self professed baseball nut, this is a must-see. For everyone else, it's a you-probably-should-see.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming in at number 3,  Rocky, starring Sly Stallone,

The ultimate underdog story.

The first Rocky was the ultimate everyman. He's just an unassuming, humble guy from Philly who ends up getting a shot at the champ through a series of events and making the most of it.

Eventually, Rocky turns into this super fighter in later movies, but in this one he's just your average guy with a bigger than average heart. Nothing special.

Stallone will never be considered a great actor, but he's terrific in the movie. He nails the "aw shucks" attitude.

And who could forget Mickey. That gruff voiced little troll is one of my favorite sports movie characters of all time.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming in number 2, Slap Shot . And make no mistake about it, this is a true hockey story, not the ones your dad tells about. 

Slapshot is like a good dark beer. You're probably not going to like it as a kid and you might not like it right away when you do see it, but sooner or later you get to a point where you realize just how great it is.

I don't know, maybe I'm wrong and you loved it right away, but the point is that it's a great movie. It's funny in an existential way, but also in that slapstick, knock-the-shit-out-of-people way.

The Hansen Brothers are just perfect. I'm slightly jaded now by the fact that they've done about seven straight-to-video Slapshots because this role is the only thing those guys can do. But damn if it wasn't the best part of this movie.


 

 

 

 

 

 

And the number 1 movie , sports movie of all time is Field of Dreams, a calling out to all sons who wanted just one more game of catch with their fathers.

It's crazy how good a movie about dead baseball players coming out of a cornfield to play some pickup baseball can be, isn't it?

There's just a simplicity to Field of Dreams that everyone gets. Ultimately, the big payoff at the end of the movie is that Kevin Costner finally gets to have a catch with his dad.

In the grand scheme of things it doesn't seem like such a big deal, but it's so connected to all of our youths that we totally understand and there's usually not a dry eye in the place aftewards.

"Hey dad... wanna have a catch?"


 

 And that's it, if I missed some , feel free to comment.

 

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Event Horizon



As I am a fan of sci fi movies,and horror movies, I thought I would tell you about a movie that I saw the other day. Starring Lawrence Fishburn, Sam Niell, Joey Richardson, amongst others.

As far as I know, most horror movies lack a decent story or decent acting or character development. That's why I'm not into horror movies that much. But Event Horizon has an interesting story that is an ideal and most of all original environment for a horror movie. Even though character development is limited, as the film progresses you'll get to know most of the characters better. Especially Sam Neill's (Dr. Weir) and Laurence Fishburne's (Cpt. Miller) characters.

In the year 2047 a group of astronauts are sent to investigate and salvage the long lost starship "Event Horizon". The ship disappeared mysteriously 7 years before on its maiden voyage and with its return comes even more mystery as the crew of the "Lewis and Clark" discover the real truth behind its disappearance and something even more terrifying.

The rescue ship Lewis and Clark, commanded by Capt. Miller (Lawrence Fishburne), is dispatched on a secret mission, with Dr. Weir coming along. Aboard the ship, Weir tries to introduce himself to the captain and crew, but there is very little time to socialize, as most team members were hastily pulled out of shore leave for this mission. The crew is put into stasis (which means being put in an induced sleep in a water tank) due to the immense G-forces released during the flight to Neptune.

While in stasis, Dr. Weir suddenly wakes up, and is released from his tank. He walks around the ship, learning that he is the only one awake. While making his way to the bridge, he finds his late wife Claire (Holley Chant) sitting naked at the helm; when she turns around, her eyes are missing from their sockets. Screaming, he suddenly wakes up back in his stasis tank, as the Lewis and Clark is nearing its target; apparently, he just had a vivid nightmare, and he is released from the tank.


After a short recovery, the crew is anxious to learn what secret mission they have been dispatched to in such a hurry. Dr. Weir informs them that their mission is to salvage the Event Horizon, which has reappeared in a decaying orbit around Neptune, more than three billion kilometers from the nearest outpost on Saturn's moon Titan. After several incredulous reactions from the crew who still believe that ship was destroyed, Weir explains that the ship was actually built by the government to test a secret, experimental, faster-than-light gravity drive. The drive creates an artificial black hole to bridge two points in space, which significantly reduces journey time and creates the illusion of faster-than-light travel.

Clive Barker whose movie Hellraiser (1987) was a huge influence on the film, consulted on the project during pre-production.



3 stars out of 4, my rating


Friday, January 25, 2019

And the Oscar goes to.....

The nominees are out ans there are snubs, just ask Bradley Cooper , who should have been nominated for best director.


BEST PICTURE

  • “Black Panther”
  • “BlacKkKlansman”
  • “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  • “The Favourite”
  • “Green Book”
  • “Roma”
  • “A Star Is Born”
  • “Vice”

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

  • Amy Adams, “Vice”
  • Marina de Tavira, “Roma”
  • Regina King, “If Beale Street Could Talk”
  • Emma Stone, “The Favourite”
  • Rachel Weisz, “The Favourite”

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

  • Mahershala Ali, “Green Book”
  • Adam Driver, “BlackKKlansman”
  • Sam Elliott, “A Star Is Born”
  • Richard E. Grant, “Can You Ever Forgive Me”
  • Sam Rockwell, “Vice”

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

  • “Capernaum”
  • “Cold War”
  • “Never Look Away”
  • “Roma”
  • “Shoplifters”

DOCUMENTARY (SHORT)

  • “Black Sheep”
  • “End Game”
  • “Lifeboat”
  • “A Night at the Garden”
  • “Period. End of Sentence.”

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

  • “Free Solo”
  • “Hale County This Morning, This Evening”
  • “Minding the Gap”
  • “Of Fathers and Sons”
  • “RBG”

ORIGINAL SONG

  • “All The Stars” – “Black Panther”
  • “I’ll Fight” – “RBG”
  • “Shallow” – “A Star Is Born
  • “The Place Where Lost Things Go” – “Mary Poppins Returns”
  • “When A Cowboy Trades His Spurs For Wings” – “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs”

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

  • “Incredibles 2”
  • “Isle of Dogs”
  • “Mirai”
  • “Ralph Breaks the Internet”
  • “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse”

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

  • “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs”
  • “BlacKkKlansman”
  • “Can You Ever Forgive Me?”
  • “If Beale Street Could Talk”
  • “A Star Is Born”

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

  • “First Reformed”
  • “Green Book”
  • “Roma”
  • “The Favourite”
  • “Vice”

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

  • Christian Bale, “Vice”
  • Bradley Cooper, “A Star Is Born
  • Willem Dafoe, “At Eternity’s Gate”
  • Rami Malek, “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  • Viggo Mortensen, “Green Book”

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

  • Yalitza Aparicio, “Roma”
  • Glenn Close, “The Wife”
  • Lady Gaga, “A Star Is Born”
  • Olivia Colman, “The Favourite”
  • Melissa McCarthy, “Can You Ever Forgive Me?”

DIRECTOR

  • Spike Lee
  • Pawel Pawlikowski
  • Yorgos Lanthimos
  • Alfonso Cuarón
  • Adam McKay

PRODUCTION DESIGN

  • “Black Panther”
  • “The Favourite”
  • “First Man”
  • “Mary Poppins Returns”
  • “Roma”

CINEMATOGRAPHY

  • “Cold War”
  • “The Favourite”
  • “Never Look Away”
  • “Roma”
  • “A Star Is Born”

COSTUME DESIGN

  • “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs”
  • “Black Panther”
  • “The Favourite”
  • “Mary Poppins Returns”
  • “Mary Queen of Scots”

SOUND EDITING

  • “A Quiet Place”
  • “Black Panther”
  • “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  • “First Man”
  • “Roma”

SOUND MIXING

  • “Black Panther”
  • “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  • “First Man”
  • “Roma”
  • “A Star Is Born”

ANIMATED SHORT FILM

  • “Animal Behaviour”
  • “Bao”
  • “Late Afternoon”
  • “One Small Step”
  • “Weekends”

LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM

  • “Detainment”
  • “Fauve”
  • “Marguerite”
  • “Mother”
  • “Skin”

ORIGINAL SCORE

  • “Black Panther”
  • “BlacKkKlansman”
  • “If Beale Street Could Talk”
  • “Isle of Dogs”
  • “Mary Poppins Returns”

VISUAL EFFECTS

  • “Avengers: Infinity War”
  • “Christopher Robin”
  • “First Man”
  • “Ready Player One”
  • “Solo: A Star Wars Story”

FILM EDITING

  • “BlacKkKlansman”
  • “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  • “Green Book”
  • “The Favourite”
  • “Vice”

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING

  • “Border”
  • “Mary Queen of Scots”
  • “Vice”
 The 2019 Academy Awards ceremony takes place on Sunday, Feb. 24, 2019, live from Hollywood’s Dolby Theatre.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

She returns




It took 54 years, but we finally have a sequel to “Mary Poppins” flying into theaters this week. I am pleased to report that while “Mary Poppins Returns” predictably pales in comparison to the original movie, it’s still a delightful bit of holiday entertainment.


The film is a loving recreation of everything that made the first film so special. The problem is that some young audiences may find it to be a bit too old fashioned for their contemporary tastes. This is one of those movies that will make mom and dad happy, while their kids may want to sneak over and see the cooler movies like “Bumblebee” or “Aquaman” in the theater next door.


The story brings Mary (Emily Blunt) back to London just in time to help the now-grown Jane and Michael Banks (Emily Mortimer and Ben Whishaw) as they face eviction from the family home. As was the case in the first film, Mary signs on as the nanny and escorts Michael’s children through a series of magical adventures, all of which are filled with big song and dance numbers.
These musical sequences are a lot of fun, although the songs aren’t that memorable. Only the lamplighter number, “Trip a Little Light Fantastic” gets close to the quality of the music from the first film. The rest are mostly energetic but forgettable numbers that shine because of a game cast and some great animated effects work.


Here, “Mary Poppins Returns” outshines the original. The filmmakers have taken great care to make this film look like the original, and they absolutely succeed. Once again, some of this 2D animation may seem boring by today’s standards, but true fans will get a nostalgic kick from many of the visual images.

Fans should also enjoy Emily Blunt in the title role, and Lin-Manuel Miranda playing the lamplighter who is always ready to give Mary a helping hand. Blunt has a wonderful singing voice and she is very good in channeling Julie Andrews’ performance. Miranda is great at bringing energy to the screen, plus his British accent is pretty good.

That’s more than can be said for Dick Van Dyke.


All of which adds up to a very family-friendly movie. Perhaps it’s a bit too saccharine at times, but you’ve got to love a wholesome movie filled with actors who just want to entertain and filmmakers who will stop at nothing to fill the screen with a never-ending barrage of amazing images.
The good-but-not-great music is the only thing that keeps me from saying that “Mary Poppins Returns” is practically perfect in every way. Let’s hope that we don’t have to wait another 54 years before we get another sequel.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Laurel and Hardy




Laurel and Hardy were a comedy double act during the early Classical Hollywood era of American cinema. The team was composed of English thin man Stan Laurel (1890–1965) and American fat man Oliver Hardy (1892–1957). They became well known during the late 1920s through the mid-1940s for their slapstick comedy, with Laurel playing the clumsy and childlike friend of the pompous bully Hardy.]The duo's signature tune is known variously as "The Cuckoo Song", "Ku-Ku", or "The Dance of the Cuckoos". It was played over the opening credits of their films and has become as emblematic of the duo as their bowler hats.
Prior to emerging as a team, both actors had well-established film careers. Laurel had appeared in over 50 films while Hardy had been in more than 250 productions. The two comedians had previously worked together as cast members on the film The Lucky Dog in 1921. However, they were not a comedy team at that time and it was not until 1926 that they appeared in a movie short together, when both separately signed contracts with the Hal Roach film studio. Laurel and Hardy officially became a team in 1927 when they appeared together in the silent short film Putting Pants on Philip. They remained with the Roach studio until 1940 and then appeared in eight "B" movie comedies for 20th Century Fox and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer from 1941 to 1945.[ After finishing their movie commitments at the end of 1944, they concentrated on performing in stage shows and embarked on a music hall tour of England, Ireland, and Scotland In 1950, before retiring from the screen, they made their last film, a French/Italian co-production called Atoll K.
They appeared as a team in 107 films, starring in 32 short silent films, 40 short sound films, and 23 full-length feature films. They also made 12 guest or cameo appearances that included the Galaxy of Stars promotional film of 1936. On December 1, 1954, the pair made one American television appearance when they were surprised and interviewed by Ralph Edwards on his live NBC-TV program This Is Your Life. Since the 1930s, the works of Laurel and Hardy have been released in numerous theatrical reissues, television revivals, 8-mm and 16-mm home movies, feature-film compilations, and home videos. In 2005, they were voted the seventh-greatest comedy act of all time by a UK poll of fellow comedians. The official Laurel and Hardy appreciation society is known as The Sons of the Desert which was named after a fictitious fraternal society featured in the Laurel and Hardy film of the same name.

Early careers

Stan Laurel

Stan Laurel (June 16, 1890 – February 23, 1965) was born Arthur Stanley Jefferson in Ulverston, Lancashire (today Cumbria), England into a theatrical family. His father Arthur Joseph Jefferson was a theatrical entrepreneur and theatre owner in northern England and Scotland who, together with his wife, was a major force in the industry. In 1905, the Jefferson family moved to Glasgow to be closer to their business mainstay of the Metropole Theatre, and Laurel made his stage debut in a Glasgow hall called the Britannia Panopticon one month short of his 16th birthday. Arthur Jefferson secured Laurel his first acting job with the juvenile theatrical company of Levy and Cardwell, which specialized in Christmas Pantomimes.]ng actor, and as an understudy for Charlie Chaplin.Laurel said of Karno, "There was no one like him. He had no equal. His name was box-office."[
In 1912, Laurel left England with the Fred Karno Troupe to tour the United States. Laurel had expected the tour to be merely a pleasant interval before returning to London; however, he migrated to the U.S. during the trip.[ In 1917, Laurel was teamed with Mae Dahlberg as a double act for stage and film; they were living as common law husband and wife.[ The same year, Laurel made his film debut with Dahlberg in Nuts in May. While working with Mae, he began using the name "Stan Laurel" and changed his name legally in 1931.[ Dahlberg held Laurel's career back because she demanded roles in his films, and her tempestuous nature made her difficult to work with. Dressing room arguments were common between the two; it was reported that producer Joe Rock paid her to leave Laurel and to return to her native Australia.[ In 1925, Laurel joined the Hal Roach film studio as a director and writer. From May 1925 until September 1926, he received credit in at least 22 films. Laurel starred in over 50 films for various producers before teaming up with Hardy.[ Prior to that, he experienced only modest success. It was difficult for producers, writers, and directors to write for his character, with American audiences knowing him either as a "nutty burglar" or as a Charlie Chaplin imitator.[

Oliver Hardy

Oliver Hardy (January 18, 1892 – August 7, 1957) was born Norvell Hardy in Harlem, Georgia. By his late teens, Hardy was a popular stage singer and he operated a movie house in Milledgeville, Georgia, the Palace Theater, financed in part by his mother. For his stage name, he took his father's first name calling himself "Oliver Norvell Hardy" while offscreen his nicknames were "Ollie" and "Babe". The nickname "Babe" originated from an Italian barber near the Lubin Studios in Jacksonville, Florida who would rub Hardy's face with talcum powder and say "That's nice-a baby!" Other actors in the Lubin company mimicked this and Hardy was billed as "Babe Hardy" in his early films.
Seeing film comedies inspired an urge to take up comedy himself and, in 1913, he began working with Lubin Motion Pictures in Jacksonville. He started by helping around the studio with lights, props, and other duties, gradually learning the craft as a script-clerk for the company.[ It was around this time that Hardy married his first wife Madelyn Salosihn. In 1914, Hardy was billed as "Babe Hardy" in his first film, Outwitting Dad. Between 1914 and 1916 Hardy made 177 shorts as Babe with the Vim Comedy Company that were released up to the end of 1917. Exhibiting a versatility in playing heroes, villains and even female characters, Hardy was in demand for roles as a supporting actor, comic villain or second banana. For 10 years he memorably assisted star comic and Charlie Chaplin imitator Billy West, Jimmy Aubrey, Larry Semon, and Charley Chase. In total, Hardy starred or co-starred in more than 250 silent shorts of which roughly 150 have been lost. He was rejected for enlistment by the Army during World War I due to his size. In 1917, after the collapse of the Florida film industry, Hardy and his wife Madelyn moved to California to seek new opportunities.

History as Laurel and Hardy

Style of comedy and characterizations

Laurel and Hardy in The Lucky Dog (1921)
The humor of Laurel and Hardy was highly visual with slapstick used for emphasis. They often had physical arguments with each other (in character), which were quite complex and involved cartoon violence, and their characters precluded them from making any real progress in the simplest endeavors. Much of their comedy involves milking a joke, where a simple idea provides a basis from which to build multiple gags without following a defined narrative.
Stan Laurel was of average height and weight, but appeared small and slight next to Oliver Hardy, who was 6 ft 1 in (185 cm) tall and weighed about 280 lb (127 kg) in his prime. They used some details to enhance this natural contrast. Laurel kept his hair short on the sides and back, growing it long on top to create a natural "fright wig". At times of shock, he would simultaneously cry while pulling up his hair. In contrast, Hardy's thinning hair was pasted on his forehead in spit curls and he sported a toothbrush moustache. To achieve a flat-footed walk, Laurel removed the heels from his shoes. Both wore bowler hats, with Laurel's being narrower than Hardy's, and with a flattened brim. The characters' normal attire called for wing collar shirts, with Hardy wearing a neck tie which he would twiddle and Laurel a bow tie. Hardy's sports jacket was a tad small and done up with one straining button, whereas Laurel's double-breasted jacket was loose fitting.
A popular routine the team performed was a "tit-for-tat" fight with an adversary. This could be with their wives—often played by Mae Busch, Anita Garvin, or Daphne Pollard—or with a neighbor, often played by Charlie Hall or James Finlayson. Laurel and Hardy would accidentally damage someone's property, with the injured party retaliating by ruining something belonging to Laurel or Hardy. After calmly surveying the damage, they would find something else to vandalize, and conflict would escalate until both sides were simultaneously destroying items in front of each other. An early example of the routine occurs in their classic short, Big Business (1929), which was added to the National Film Registry in 1992. Another short film which revolves around such an altercation was titled Tit for Tat (1935).
One best-remembered dialogue was the "Tell me that again" routine. Laurel would tell Hardy a genuinely smart idea he came up with, and Hardy would reply, "Tell me that again." Laurel would attempt to repeat the idea, but babble utter nonsense. Hardy, who had difficulty understanding Laurel's idea even when expressed clearly, would understand perfectly when hearing the jumbled version. While much of their comedy remained visual, various lines of humorous dialogue appeared in Laurel and Hardy's talking films. Some examples include:
  • "You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led." (Laurel, Brats)
  • "I was dreaming I was awake but I woke up and found meself asleep." (Laurel, Oliver the Eighth)
  • "A lot of weather we've been having lately." (Hardy, Way Out West)
In some cases, their comedy bordered on the surreal, in a style that Stan Laurel called "white magic". For example, in the 1937 film Way Out West, Laurel clenches his fist and pours tobacco into it as if it were a pipe. He then flicks his thumb upward as if working a lighter. His thumb ignites and he matter-of-factly lights his "pipe". The amazed Hardy, seeing this, would unsuccessfully attempt to duplicate it throughout the film. Much later Hardy finally succeeds, only to be terrified when his thumb catches fire. Laurel repeats the pipe joke in the 1938 film Block-Heads, again to Hardy's bemusement. The joke ends, this time with a match Laurel was using, relighting itself, which Hardy throws into the fireplace, whereupon it explodes with a loud bang.
Rather than showing Hardy suffering the pain of misfortunes, such as falling down stairs or being beaten by a thug, banging and crashing sound effects were often used so the audience could visualize the scene for themselves. The 1927 film Sailors Beware was a significant film for Hardy because two of his enduring trademarks were developed. The first was his "tie-twiddle" to demonstrate embarrassment.[ Hardy, while acting, had been met with a pail of water in the face. He said, "I had been expecting it, but I didn't expect it at that particular moment. It threw me mentally and I couldn't think what to do next, so I waved the tie in a kind of tiddly-widdly fashion to show embarrassment while trying to look friendly." His second trademark was the "camera look" in which he breaks the fourth wall.Hardy said: "I had to become exasperated so I just stared right into the camera and registered my disgust."[ Offscreen Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy were quite the opposite of their movie characters: Laurel was the industrious "idea man" while Hardy was more easygoing.

Catchphrases

The catchphrase most used by Laurel and Hardy on film is: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" The phrase was earlier used by W. S. Gilbert in both The Mikado from 1885 and The Grand Duke from 1896. It was first used by Hardy in The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case in 1930. In popular culture the catchphrase is often misquoted as "Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into." The misquoted version of the phrase was never used by Hardy and the misunderstanding stems from the title of their film Another Fine Mess.Numerous variations of the quote appeared on film. For example, in Chickens Come Home Ollie says impatiently to Stan "Well...." with Stan replying, "Here's another nice mess I've gotten you into." The films Thicker than Water and The Fixer-Uppers use the phrase "Well, here's another nice kettle of fish you pickled me in!" In Saps at Sea the phrase becomes "Well, here's another nice bucket of suds you've gotten me into!"
Another regular catchphrase, cried out by Ollie in moments of distress or frustration, as Stan stands helplessly by, is "Why don't you do something to help me?" And another, not-as-often used catchphrase of Ollie, particularly after Stan has accidentally given a verbal idea to an adversary of theirs to torment them even more: "Why don't you keep your (big) mouth shut?!"
"D'oh!" was a catchphrase used by the mustachioed Scottish actor James Finlayson who appeared in 33 Laurel and Hardy films.[ The phrase, expressing surprise, impatience, or incredulity, was the inspiration for "D'oh!" as spoken by the actor Dan Castelleneta portraying the character Homer Simpson in the long-running animated comedy The Simpsons. Homer's first intentional use of "d'oh!" occurred in the Ullman short "Punching Bag" (1988).

Films

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Laurel and Hardy appeared for the first time together in The Lucky Dog (1921).
The first film pairing of the two, although as separate performers, took place in the silent film The Lucky Dog in 1921. The exact date the film was produced is not recorded but film historian Bo Bergulund dated it between late 1920 and January 1921. The association was casual, according to interviews given in the 1930s, and both of them had forgotten it entirely. The plot sees Laurel's character befriended by a stray dog which, after some lucky escapes, saves him from being blown up by dynamite. Hardy's character is a mugger attempting to rob Laurel. Several years later both comedians separately signed with the Hal Roach film studio and next appeared in the 1926 film 45 Minutes From Hollywood.
Hal Roach was considered to be the most important person in the development of their film careers. He brought the team together and they worked for Hal Roach Studios for over 20 years.[Charley Rogers worked closely with the three men for many years and said, "It could not have happened if Laurel, Hardy and Roach had not met at the right place and the right time."[Their first "official" film together as a team was the 1927 film Putting Pants on Philip. The plot involves Laurel as Philip, a young Scots man newly arrived in the United States, in full kilted splendor, suffering mishaps involving the kilt. His uncle, played by Hardy, is shown trying to put trousers on him. Also, in 1927, the pair starred in The Battle of the Century, a lost but now found classic short, which involved over 3,000 cream pies.
Laurel and Hardy with Lupe Vélez in Hollywood Party (1934)
Laurel said to the duo's biographer John McCabe: "Of all the questions we're asked, the most frequent is how did we come together? I always explain that we came together naturally." Laurel and Hardy were joined by accident and grew by indirection. In 1926, both were part of the Roach Comedy All Stars which was a group of actors of similar standing who took part in a series of films. Quite unwittingly Laurel and Hardy's parts grew larger while those of their fellow stars diminished because Laurel and Hardy were considered to be great actors. Their teaming up was suggested by Leo McCarey who was their supervising director from 1927 and 1930. It was during this period that McCarey and Laurel jointly devised the team's format. McCarey also influenced the slowing down of their comedy to a more natural pace. After teaming up they played the same characters for 30 years.
Although Hal Roach employed writers and directors such as H. M. Walker, Leo McCarey, James Parrott and James W. Horne on the Laurel and Hardy films, Laurel would rewrite entire sequences or scripts. He would also have the cast and crew improvise on the sound stage; he would then meticulously review the footage during the editing process.[ By 1929 Laurel was the head writer and it was reported that the writing sessions were gleefully chaotic. Stan had three or four writers who joined in a perpetual game of 'Can You Top This?' As Laurel obviously relished writing gags, Hardy was more than happy to leave the job to his partner and was once quoted as saying "After all, just doing the gags was hard enough work, especially if you have taken as many falls and been dumped in as many mudholes as I have. I think I earned my money". From this point, Laurel was an uncredited film director for their films. He ran the Laurel and Hardy set, no matter who was in the director's chair, but never felt compelled to assert his authority. Roach remarked: "Laurel bossed the production. With any director, if Laurel said 'I don't like this idea,' the director didn't say 'Well, you're going to do it anyway.' That was understood." As Laurel made so many suggestions there was not much left for the credited director to do.
Laurel and Hardy in the 1939 film The Flying Deuces
In 1929 the silent era of film was coming to an end, and many actors saw their careers decline with the advent of sound.[ Many silent film actors failed to make the transition because they decided their prime duty was to tell stories in words or they overemphasized their speech. Laurel and Hardy avoided this pitfall because the As a team they proved skillful in their melding of visual and verbal humor and made a seamless transition to the talking era in their first sound film Unaccustomed As We Are from 1929.[ The title took its name from the familiar phrase "Unaccustomed as we are to public speaking". In the opening dialogue, Laurel and Hardy began by spoofing the slow and self-conscious speech of the early talking actors which became a routine they would use regularly.
The first feature film starring Laurel and Hardy was Pardon Us from 1931.[ The following year The Music Box, whose plot revolved around the pair pushing a piano up a long flight of steps,[ won an Academy Award for Best Live Action Short Subject] While many enthusiasts claim the superiority of The Music Box, their 1929 silent film Big Business is by far the most consistently acclaimed. The plot of this film sees Laurel and Hardy as Christmas tree salesman involved in a classic tit-for-tat battle with a character played by James Finlayson that eventually destroys his house and their car Big Business was added to the National Film Registry in the United States as a national treasure in 1992. The film Sons of the Desert from 1933 is often claimed to be Laurel and Hardy's best feature-length film.A number of their films were reshot with Laurel and Hardy speaking in Spanish, Italian, French or German. The plots for these films were similar to the English-language version although the supporting cast were often native language speaking actors. While Laurel and Hardy could not speak these foreign languages they received voice coaching for their lines. The film Pardon Us from 1931 was re shot in all four foreign languages while the films Blotto, Hog Wild and Be Big! were made in French and Spanish versions. Night Owls was made in both Spanish and Italian and Below Zero along with Chickens Come Home were only made in Spanish.
Laurel and Hardy in their final film, Atoll K (1951)
The 1934 film Babes in Toyland remains a perennial on American television during the Christmas season. When interviewed Hal Roach spoke scathingly about the film and Laurel's behavior during the production. Laurel was unhappy with the plot, and after an argument was allowed to make the film his way.The rift damaged Roach-Laurel relations to the point that Roach said that after Toyland, he no longer wished to produce Laurel and Hardy films. Nevertheless, their association continued for another six years. Hoping for greater artistic freedom, Laurel and Hardy split with Roach and signed with 20th Century-Fox and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. However, the working conditions were now completely different as they were hired simply as actors, relegated to the B-film divisions, and were initially not allowed to improvise or contribute to the scripts. When the films proved popular the studios allowed the team more input and Laurel and Hardy starred in eight features until 1944. These films, while not considered the team's best work, were financially very successful. The films, budgeted between $250,000 and $300,000 each, earned millions at the box office. The Fox films were so profitable that the studio kept making Laurel and Hardy comedies after Fox discontinued its other "B" series films.
In 1951, Laurel and Hardy made their final feature-length film together, Atoll K. This film was a French-Italian co-production directed by Leo Joannon, but was plagued by problems with language barriers, production issues, and the serious health issues of both Laurel and Hardy. During the filming, Hardy began to lose weight precipitously and developed an irregular heartbeat. Laurel was experiencing painful prostate complications as well. Critics were disappointed with the storyline, English dubbing and Laurel's sickly physical appearance in the film. The film was not a success and it brought an end to Laurel and Hardy's film careers.[ Most Laurel and Hardy films have survived and have not gone out of circulation permanently. Three of their 107 films are considered lost and have not been seen in their complete form since the 1930s. The silent film Hats Off from 1927 has vanished completely. The first half of the 1927 film Now I'll Tell One is lost and the second half has yet to be released on video. In the 1930 operatic Technicolor musical The Rogue Song, Laurel and Hardy appear in 10 sequences and only one of which is known to exist with the complete soundtrack.

Final years

Following the making of Atoll K, Laurel and Hardy took some months off, allowing Laurel to recuperate. Upon their return to the European stage in 1952, they undertook a well-received series of public appearances, performing a short sketch Laurel had written called "A Spot of Trouble". Hoping to repeat the success the following year Laurel wrote a routine entitled "Birds of a Feather". On September 9, 1953, their boat arrived in Cobh in the Republic of Ireland. Laurel recounted their reception:
The love and affection we found that day at Cobh was simply unbelievable. There were hundreds of boats blowing whistles and mobs and mobs of people screaming on the docks. We just couldn't understand what it was all about. And then something happened that I can never forget. All the church bells in Cobh started to ring out our theme song "Dance of the Cuckoos" and Babe (Oliver Hardy) looked at me and we cried. I'll never forget that day. Never.
While on tour of the British Isles in 1953, Stan and Babe appeared on radio in Ireland and on a live BBC television broadcast of the popular show Face the Music with host Henry Hall a week later. Unfortunately, these shows do not appear to have been preserved on record, tape or kinescope, but notes from the Face The Music television appearance have been recently discovered. According to the notes, Ollie informs Stan that the television program has an audience of six million and that host Henry Hall is "going to introduce us to them". To which Stan replies "That's going to take a long time, isn't it?"
Laurel and Hardy on NBC's This Is Your Life December 1, 1954
On December 1, 1954, the team made their only American television appearance when they were surprised and interviewed by Ralph Edwards on his live NBC-TV program This Is Your Life. Lured to the Knickerbocker Hotel as a subterfuge for a business meeting with producer Bernard Delfont the doors opened to their suite #205, flooding the room with light and the voice of Edwards. This telecast was preserved on a kinescope and later released on home video. Partly due to the positive response from the television broadcast the pair was renegotiating with Hal Roach, Jr. for a series of color NBC Television specials to be called Laurel and Hardy's Fabulous Fables. However, plans for the specials had to be shelved as the aging comedians continued to suffer from declining health. In 1955, Laurel and Hardy made their final public appearance together while taking part in the program This Is Music Hall. This was a BBC Television program about the Grand Order of Water Rats, a British variety organization. Laurel and Hardy provided a filmed insert in which they reminisce about their friends in British variety. They made their final appearance on camera in 1956 in a private home movie, shot by a family friend at the Reseda, CA home of Stan Laurel‘s daughter, Lois. It contains no audio and is three minutes in length.
In 1956, while following his doctor's orders to improve his health due to a heart condition, Hardy lost over 100 pounds (45 kg; 7.1 st). However, he suffered several strokes that resulted in the loss of mobility and speech. Despite having a long and successful career, it was reported that Hardy's home was sold to help cover the cost of his medical expenses during this time. He died of a stroke on August 7, 1957, and longtime friend Bob Chatterton stated that Hardy weighed just 138 pounds (63 kg; 9.9 st) at the time of his death. Hardy was laid to rest at Pierce Brothers Valhalla Memorial Park, North Hollywood. Following Hardy's death, Laurel and Hardy's films were returned to movie theaters as clips of their work were featured in Robert Youngson's silent-film compilation The Golden Age of Comedy.
For the remaining eight years of his life, Stan Laurel refused to perform and even turned down Stanley Kramer's offer of a cameo in his landmark 1963 movie It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.[85] In 1960, Laurel was given a special Academy Award for his contributions to film comedy but was unable to attend the ceremony, due to poor health, and actor Danny Kaye accepted the award for him. Despite not appearing onscreen after Hardy's death, Laurel did contribute gags to several comedy filmmakers. During this period most of his communication was in the form of written correspondence and he insisted on answering every fan letter personally. Late in life, he hosted visitors of the new generation of comedians and celebrities including Dick Cavett, Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Marcel Marceau, and Dick Van Dyke.[ Laurel lived until 1965 and survived to see the duo's work rediscovered through television and classic film revivals. He died on February 23 in Santa Monica and is buried at Forest Lawn-Hollywood Hills in Los Angeles, California.